Algae

To the editor:

As per the announcement that the Marion County Lake is now under a blue-green algae warning:

All concerned citizens are advised to buy a gallon of hydrogen peroxide and head to the beach area.

Hotdogs and hamburgers will be served by the “Patriots for Liberty” under tents.

Thane Schwartz
Marion

Editor’s note: Don’t go looking for peroxide or hamburgers. The letter is intended as satire.