LETTERS: Jack Swain
To the Editor:
I have intended to write to you about all of the problems of Marion City and Marion County.
All problems considered and all problems solved in less than 400 words.
However, I have made a startling discovery of such great importance that it eclipses the mere mundane everyday political problems.
To wit: When one puts his or her favorite spread on a saltine soda cracker the maximum gustatory satisfaction is achieved by putting the spread (this writer's favorite is natural, chunky, peanut butter without sugar added) on the bottom or unsalted part of the cracker. When eaten the cracker should be turned with the salted side down and peanut butter side up. This allows the salt to condition the proper area of the tongue and prepare it for the peanut butter.
It is heavenly, you must try it.
Jack Swain
